Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers to the Right 

Thus far today about 25 people were asked (on Fin TV) why Meta’s ($META) shares are trading much lower in the face of better results and strong forward guidance.

No one has clearly answered the question — just a bunch of B.S. and narratives (miles long but only inches deep).

From my perch these are the principal problems facing Meta, which help to explain the market’s reaction (stated simply):

* Meta disclosed the need for continued and large capital expenditures.

* Nonetheless, the company was uncertain of the timing and whether that AI spend would be monetized and whether the ROIC would be adequate relative to the spend.

* Meta’s balance sheet is debt laden with over $100 billion of balance sheet debt and over $700 billion off balance sheet.

* As a result, to fund the big AI capex, several hundred billions of dollars in equity has to be raised by the company.

We anticipated this need for a large raise — from yesterday: 

Guesswork Only

My instincts tell me META beats consensus and offers good guidance.

And then it announces a primary offering of stock…

Position: None 

BY Doug Kass · Oct 21, 2026, 3:30 PM EDT

From Ed Zitron following the EPS release:

Position: None