If I’m Not Back Again This Time Tomorrow

* Mama mia, mama mia!

* Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters… 

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I’m easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn’t really matter to me, to me

– Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody

Inflation rising and interest rates higher, breadth with a foul odor, equal-weighted S&P underperforming the S&P Index, etc etc:

Sometimes I wish I never shorted at all…

Note: I will be traveling tomorrow!  You will be in the capable hands of Chris Versace.

See you back on Friday morning!!!

Nothing Really Matters

S&P Index ($SPY) +0.61%.

Equal Weighted S&P Index ($RSP) -0.45%.

While the market’s breadth is stinking up the joint:  

Position: Short SPY (VS) 

My Tweet of the Day (Part Deux)

I call more B.S.:

Position: None

The Market Bacchanal Rages On — While I Remain Celibate (Part 5)

This is Part 5 of a multi-part discussion of the markets (Read Part 1 here, Part 2 here, Part 3 here and Part 4 here) …

Now, let’s wrap it up…

Bottom Line 

“It is always well to accept your own shortcomings with candor but to regard those of your friends with polite incredulity.”

– Russell Lynes 

As noted in a previous post It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Investment World.

Today’s commentary shares my views and tries to attach empirical evidence and observations that support a skeptical market outlook.

I continue to be reminded of Warren Buffett’s quote:

“What the wise do in the beginning, fools do in the end.”

With the same intended message, Barton Biggs was more colorful when he said:

“A bull market is like sex. It feels best just before it ends.”

Citigroup’s CEO Charles Prince — in July 2007, only months before The Great Financial Crisis (and historic market decline) — had a different view (as reported in an interview he had with The Financial Times):

“When the music stops, in terms of liquidity, things will be complicated. But as long as the music is playing, you’ve got to get up and dance. We’re still dancing.”

That said, with the S&P 500 making an all-time record in May — and despite my protestations — it is abundantly clear that, for now, neither the markets nor most market participants (human and machine) share my outlier, non-consensus and ursine outlook.

Market participants are still at the bacchanal — while I remain celibate.

Position: None 

The Market Bacchanal Rages On — While I Remain Celibate (Part 4)

This is Part 3 of a multi-part discussion of the markets (Read Part 1 here, Part 2 here and Part 3 here) …

A K-Shaped Economy Has Produced Distortions in Consumer Sentiment and Stock Prices

We are mindful of the gap between Wall Street and Main Street:

As an illustration of the Main Street/Wall Street comparison, here is the stock price chart of Home Depot ($HD):

With inflation high and the economy weakening, should equities decline, the weakness in the K-shaped economy could begin to impact the middle and upper-middle classes —adversely impacting aggregate economic growth.  

The Casino Is in Overdrive… And We Refuse to Gamble 

As mentioned, the stock market is now acting less like a church (which respects valuations) and more like a casino.

Last Thursday the market did something it has literally never done before. The S&P traded $2.6 trillion in call options — that is the highest single day call volume in market history:

When traders buy massive amounts of calls the market makers selling those calls are forced to hedge by buying the underlying stocks. That buying pushes prices higher. Higher prices force more hedging. More hedging pushes prices higher again. This is called a gamma squeeze. It works well on the way up. It’s brutal on the way down. 

The entire market is in an unprecedented gamma squeeze. Open interest at all-time high, outstanding delta above $4.2 trillion — an all-time high:

In the context of this speculation, I plan to continue to have some net short exposure. However, given the respect I have for the historical conditions of late speculative cycle markets (they go further than anyone expects!) and the forceful impact of passive strategies and products (driven by algorithms), I will, consistent with my risk appetite, keep my net short exposure low.  

Nonetheless, there will come a time that I will expand my short book.

Stay tuned for Part 5…