Abby Normal 

* The markets, that is…

From the ridiculous:

Dr Frankenstein: Now that brain that you gave me, was it Hans Del Brooks?

Igor: No.

Dr. Frankenstein: Would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?

Igor: Abby someone.

Dr. Franksenstein: Abby, who?

Igor: Abby Normal – I am almost sure that was the name.

Dr. Frankenstein: Are you saying I put an abnormal brain into a 7 1/2 foot long, 54 inch wide gorilla?  

– Young Frankenstein Abby normal scene – YouTube

To the sublime:

Something is rotten in Denmark.”

– Grandma Koufax

The market’s (daily and intraday) volatility and absence of memory from day to day suggests, to me, that something is awry. At the very least, the inconsistency and lack of predictability of the market (again from day to day), feels like the markets are becoming more casino-like.

Amazon ($AMZN), up $5+ yesterday, down $5+ today. Or Walmart ($WMT) -$11 (the consumer is faltering as I suggested in my Diary this week — and wasn’t the investment case that WMT is positioned ideally for AI advances?). And, of course, the daily gyrations of memory and chip stocks. 

This backdrop is great for opportunistic traders, not so great for the buy-and-hold crowd. 

I have been wrong about the markets, but I have little interest in gambling with my Limited Partners’ hard earned capital — even if there are continued opportunity costs — as I feel the wheels might fall off of the U.S. stock market at any time. 

Position: None

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Posted by Doug Kass

Doug Kass is a world-renowned hedge fund manager with decades of experience and success navigating through some of the most turbulent periods in market history. He is known for his time-tested analytical skills and ability to look past the current noise and herd mentality. On TheStreet Pro, Kass provides frequent market commentary and investing ideas for active investors throughout each trading day in Doug’s Daily Diary. He also serves as president of Seabreeze Partners Management Inc. Previously, he served as a senior manager at Omega Advisors, a $6 billion investment partnership. He co-authored a book with Ralph Nader and the Center for the Study of Responsive Law called “Citibank: The Ralph Nader Report” and can be found as a guest host on CNBC's "Squawk Box." A Note from Doug: Current strategies and actionable trade ideas -- all on one dynamic platform built exclusively for active trades. From sudden sell-offs to sudden spikes, TheStreet Pro arms you with crucial analysis -- at a rapid fire, professional pace -- to help you make sound trading decisions -- every day, every hour, and every minute. Join me and my team of professional traders for unique perspectives and breakthrough investment opportunities.

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