Month: June 2026

Rise and shine, cupcake. It’s Thursday morning and the pitchforks are out. Time to get after it. ]No, Wednesday wasn’t just a bad dream. Nasdaq futures are trading “ugly” this morning while S&P futures are simply trading “in the red.”

Dougie is off today. It is I, Sarge. I will be your tour guide for the day, so let’s crank it up. Coffee, push-ups (or some personally appropriate activity), repeat. 

I, I’m invincible
I’m indestructible
It’s my destiny

I’m invincible
I’m unshakable
Through the truth in my soul

– John Cooper (Skillet), 2000

Rock on, my brothers and sisters. Helmets, flak jackets, gas masks and three sources of water. I want everyone out on the parade field with their gear in fifteen minutes.

Now, move…  

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Paul Tudor and Ray Dalio both hit bottom – Tudor lost 60% of client money, Dalio borrowed $4K from his father – now they run two of the greatest funds

– on one couch, together they held a workshop on how to trade right now

they said "the system is broken"

37-min masterclass… https://t.co/0cR8dSWQPD pic.twitter.com/trBcWrRWXr

— bodila (@51bodila) June 3, 2026

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At 4:26 PM:

After-Hours % Advancers

After-Hours % Decliners

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Closing Volume

– NYSE volume 3% below its one-month average  
– NASDAQ volume 5% below its one-month average; 
– VIX index: up 1.84% to 16.06

Breadth

S&P 500 Sectors

% Movers

Nasdaq 100 Heat Map

Closing S&P 500 Heat Map

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(Sorted by Market Cap)

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